drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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