careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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