Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do you remember whose house we're in?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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