im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just gift wrapped bread.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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