Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What a dumb baby whore.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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