his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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