Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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