I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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