What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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