remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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