Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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