the day after is always just damage control
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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