Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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