You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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