I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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