I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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