is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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