Having a random hookup so left but love u
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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