how do flat chested girls get laid?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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