so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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