im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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