whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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