how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
