But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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