There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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