She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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