did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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