and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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