4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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