is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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