no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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