thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
