People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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