Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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