just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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