mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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