That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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