Just mADE A PArabola og urine
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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