Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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