I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?