You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I should be sponsored by Trojan
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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