spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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