She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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