Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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