Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Your cock deserves a montage
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Two words: nipple clamps
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