Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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