I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
