on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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