apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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