He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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