You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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