I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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