Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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