She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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