Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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