I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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